i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
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in other news
drake bell is arguing with the beliebers again
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PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY WAITING FOR DRAKE TO KICK HIS ASS OMG
don’t belieb
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so one day me and my boyfriend were getting intimate and he was doing a strip tease for me, first he lowered his underwear a little so that just his buns were out, then he took them all off and I saw his wiener, but suddenly a woman appeared in the corner of our room and kidnapped him, I had forgotten to keep an eye out for Selener
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Spaghetti for a little friend.
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD
HE LOOKS SO HAPPYY.
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yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
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