Jordan's the name, funny's the game. I love milk. Enjoy.
overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink

overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink

(Source: humorstop, via gloomyteens)

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1 year ago

Tumblr is dumb as fuck now fuck yahoo I’m out

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1 year ago

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

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(Source: beeblejuice, via laughcentre)

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1 year ago

tommofacts:

in other news

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drake bell is arguing with the beliebers again

(Source: doncasturbate, via stingreys)

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1 year ago

justensbiebers:

talksoflove:

PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY WAITING FOR DRAKE TO KICK HIS ASS OMG 

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don’t belieb

(via stingreys)

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1 year ago

bitchgetinvine:

so one day me and my boyfriend were getting intimate and he was doing a strip tease for me, first he lowered his underwear a little so that just his buns were out, then he took them all off and I saw his wiener, but suddenly a woman appeared in the corner of our room and kidnapped him, I had forgotten to keep an eye out for Selener

(Source: moneypowerbottom, via sluttyteenwolf)

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30500
Posted
1 year ago

Spaghetti for a little friend.

somethingodd:

vibeogame:

minor-catastrophe:

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I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD

HE LOOKS SO HAPPYY.

(via orgasmic-humor)

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1 year ago